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So I made a teacher mistake the other day.
When we talked about the Bible story of Joshua and the city of Jericho, I deliberately did not say the spies hid at the house of RAHAB THE PROSTITUTE because I didn’t want to explain prostitution to 5th graders. I just called her Rahab. But I forgot when we got to the story of Ruth and Boaz. I told them that Rahab the Prostitute was Boaz’s mother.
This was the following conversation:
“What’s a prostitute?”
“Um, someone who sells themselves” (as I try to move on as quickly as possible.)
“You mean like sells their hair or donates blood?”
“Not quite. Someone who takes money to sleep with someone for one night… like a husband and wife sleep together.”
Blank looks on their faces.
“Why would someone PAY MONEY for THAT?”
“Well, people pay money for all kinds of crazy things.”
Then one boy bursts out in revelation, “OHHHH Now I understand Jack the Ripper!”
Now the Bible lesson was down the toilet. I gave up. I pulled out my computer and we started watching NASA youtube videos. I was totally up for a distraction at that point. Hey kids, look what happens to a wet washcloth in space! I can’t believe I haven’t gotten any phone calls from horrified parents yet. If they do call, I’m going to refer them to the family that taught their kid about Jack the Ripper!! Yeesh!